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[1:51:25 AM] ORAORAORA says: gaiz what is abs likely to mean in a roguelike
[2:01:44 AM] Jase says: Which context is it used in?
[2:02:02 AM] ORAORAORA says: equipment
[2:02:34 AM] ORAORAORA says: I'm playing a Hokuto no Ken roguelike
[2:07:52 AM] Skythe-R-DOD-2 says: probably how hard your abs are
[2:08:13 AM] ORAORAORA says: why do my knees have abs
[2:08:30 AM] Skythe-R-DOD-2 says: because you're that strong
[2:08:38 AM] DoubleL says: Sounds painful.
[2:08:40 AM] ORAORAORA says: Kenshiro is pretty fucking strong
[11:10:18 PM] *v* says: BLUE EYES WHITE MAGE
[11:10:22 PM] *v* says: ARYAN DOMINATION
(Oblivion)
[5:28:51 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: You get an invite if you get arrested too, I think
[5:28:56 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: Which makes a lot of sense
[5:29:07 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD THIEF YOU GOT CAUGHT, COME JOIN OUR GUILD
(Oblivion)
[2:36:34 PM] TAMAD says: YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING MUD CRAB
[2:36:40 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: Horrible creatures
[2:36:44 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: I avoid them whenever I can
[2:36:58 PM] Jon | Skythe says: care to explain them
[2:37:30 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: Well, the NPCs have hilariously bad random conversations
[2:37:34 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: And every second one is
[2:37:47 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: "I saw a mudcrab down by the water the other day."
"Horrible creatures. I avoid them whenever I can."
[2:37:57 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: While horrific demonic armies mass outside their city gates
[2:38:03 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: They complain about mudcrabs
[2:38:07 PM] Jon | Skythe says: rofl
[2:38:38 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: I completed Knights of the Nine, saved the world, became a mighty famous hero and all that, and the first thing I heard striding through the city was mudcrabs
[2:38:41 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: Fucking mudcrabs
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2)
[5:11:54 PM] TAMAD says: hi mr trap
[5:12:02 PM] TAMAD says: He looks like he eats babies
[5:12:14 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: He looks like
[5:12:17 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: I don't even know
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2)
[5:26:29 PM] Knock Knock says: if you think it sad that the woman got injured while searching candy
[5:26:35 PM] Knock Knock says: wait until your next operation
[5:26:48 PM] Knock Knock says: you operate on some kid that almost killed Angie :'D
[5:27:00 PM] Koromaru says: My god, I need to get this game
[5:27:11 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: I liked the dialogue in that one
[5:27:13 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: "What's your name?"
"Kafi..."
"Kafi. I had a younger brother like you. But he died from a horrible disease."
[5:27:25 PM] TAMAD says: very uplifting
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2)
[12:41:08 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: "YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A DOCTOR"
(Derek voice clip: I DISAGREE) "yeah I know"
[12:41:18 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: Split personality syndrome and everything
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2)
[12:24:00 PM] TAMAD says: I HAVE DIAGNOSED HIM WITH DIARRHEA BITCH GET OVER IT
[12:24:13 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: That was such an amazing dialogue
[12:24:30 PM] Core Scrutinizer says: "THERE WAS BLOOD IN HIS DIARRHEA YOU FOOL"
"I AM NOT FIT TO BE A DOCTOR"
(Code Geass)
[6:22:25 PM] ORAORAORA says: I love how they had that episode first season
[6:22:49 PM] ORAORAORA says: the douche who essentially destroyed japan
[6:22:54 PM] Patterns says: suzaku
[6:22:56 PM] ORAORAORA says: y
[6:22:57 PM] Patterns says: suzie
[6:23:02 PM] ORAORAORA says: where he's like
[6:23:15 PM] ORAORAORA says: DICKDICKDICK I'M SUPER HUMAN LOOK AT ME RUN UP WALLS AND DODGE A FUCKING MACHINE GUN
[6:23:18 PM] ORAORAORA says: but nope
[6:23:59 PM] ORAORAORA says: lol I'm not super human anymore since Ledouche can hold me at gun point
(Fallout 3)
[6:32:54 PM] Friend Computer says: The feel of the world
[6:32:58 PM] Friend Computer says: Is Oblivion with guns
[6:33:07 PM] Friend Computer says: And a completely retarded setting
[6:33:10 PM] Friend Computer says: What does he mean
[6:33:15 PM] ORAORAORA says: I love desolate nothingness as well
[6:33:44 PM] Friend Computer says: I like the examples of "Fallout-like dark humour" the previews give
[6:34:06 PM] Friend Computer says: You can find two skeletons hugging! They must have been hugging when the bombs hit! Isn't that funny???
[6:34:57 PM] ORAORAORA says: HIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS
(Fallout 3)
[6:27:45 PM] Friend Computer says: which of the following gives him the feel of the Fallout world
[6:29:17 PM] Friend Computer says: Exploding mushroom cloud cars
Evil supermutant orcs who can't speak
Noble heroic Brotherhood of Steel knights
Handheld nuclear catapult
The gravity gun
Megaton
Leaving the vault to find your beloved dad Qui-Gon Jinn
Magic quest compass showing you where everything is
Slow-motion Max Payne bullet time effects
[6:29:59 PM] Friend Computer says: And the part where every single previewer says it plays like Oblivion, of course
[6:30:45 PM] Friend Computer says: Oh, and magic tollbooths you can pay a quarter to hide from nuclear explosions in
(Civ IV)
[7:25:54 PM] Craig says: I played Civ IV up until Gandhi nuked me
[7:25:59 PM] Craig says: Gandhi is not supposed to do that
(Civ IV)
[10:58:11 PM] ORAORAORA says: oh sweet I can play as Mao Zedong in Civ 4
[16:44] _Outlaw: Please tell me how the vague idealism of Democracy helps these people
[16:45] Alex: ok you cannot have 1 person run everything in a country
[16:45] Alex: especially if he decides to kill whoever opposes him
[16:45] _Outlaw: And that makes democracy much better?
[16:45] Alex: you need the people at least have a little say in the government of their country
[16:45] _Outlaw: You know Hitler was elected democratically?
[16:46] _Outlaw: We elected George W. Bush
[16:32] Alex: believe it or not, we have done so much for iraq
[16:32] _Outlaw: believe it or not, we've spent over 4 trillion dollars in Iraq
[16:33] _Outlaw: crashing the value of our dollar
[16:33] Alex: he GASSED villages
[16:33] _Outlaw: Do you know what we've done?
[16:33] _Outlaw: BLOWN UP THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS
[16:33] Alex: america has not GASSED villages
[16:34] _Outlaw: right
[16:34] Alex: america doesnt allow terrorism
[16:34] _Outlaw: America has only blown them up with bombs
[2:14:46 PM] Friend Computer says: Well, the DS homebrew scene just died
[2:14:54 PM] Friend Computer says: There's a "Chuck Norris facts catalogue DS"
[2:15:57 PM] EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT says: they have a chuck norris mod for oblivion
[2:16:00 PM] EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT says: iirc
[2:16:12 PM] EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT says: does this help you feel any better
[2:16:14 PM] Friend Computer says: Oblivion deserves it
Sludgey wrote:
Personally, as someone who is bisexual, I hate virtually every other bisexual I've ever met, online and off. I actually hate being bisexual because it associates them with me. They're mainly the reason I never bother going to my school's GSA; they pound their desks and shout how they want equal rights but then kiss each other in front of a bunch of guys for attention. Very rarely have I met a bisexual girl who wasn't a slut. I know they exist, so don't start ******** to me about how I'm stereotypical, but out of the 40~50 I know, about 5 of them are decent people. I'm willing to bet about half of them aren't even bisexual to begin with, just pretending so they feel special and warm inside. They aren't. Loads of people do that. Go away.
[1:09:31 AM] Silly Goose says: my god
[1:09:33 AM] Silly Goose says: no skythe
[1:09:40 AM] Silly Goose says: change my name
[1:14:48 AM] Arctic says: when you block me, you ride with Hitler
[1:14:55 AM] Silly Goose says: It is always an enjoyable ride
*v* wrote:
"...why are we watching infomercials?"
"Feel like getting up for the remote?"
"....now I understand."
[4:14:54 PM] Agriculture says:
[link] terrible
[4:16:09 PM] The Yaoi Aesthetic says: excuse me, i vomited
[9:18:12 PM] ORAORAORA says: I don't really care for speedfan since it thinks my computer has been on fire for the past year I've had it
[9:33:43 PM] lone_outlaw says: hi guys
[9:33:50 PM] lone_outlaw says: just wanted to let you know I love dick
Atlus says (1:40 AM): And knowing she was my sister just made it hotter
Atlus says (1:40 AM): oops wrong window
jimbob_11 wrote:
Though choosing between one of the two major American polit'kul parties at this point is pretty much a choice between shooting yourself up the ass with a pistol and shooting yourself up the ass with a shotgun, so eh
[11:23:52 PM] Howling Hazard says: jason, jason, have you been watching equestrian, i bet you have, how exciting lewl
[11:24:00 PM] Jason says: haha fuck that
[11:24:04 PM] Howling Hazard says: but
[11:24:10 PM] Howling Hazard says: it's the sport of the white elite, the bourgeosie
[11:24:18 PM] Howling Hazard says: ponies!!!!
[11:24:30 PM] Jason says: your mother
[11:25:54 PM] Howling Hazard says: no, niggeria didnt win anything
[11:25:56 PM] Howling Hazard says: whoops typo
[11:53:03 PM] Jason says: i hate mormons too
[11:53:05 PM] Jason says: i always make fun of him
[11:53:11 PM] Jason says: "are mormons allowed to play the piano?"
[11:53:20 PM] Jason says: "dude you want to practice sunday OH WAIT YOURE MORMON YOU CANT"
[11:53:35 PM] Howling Hazard says: you should schedule EVERYTHING for sundays
[11:53:40 PM] Howling Hazard says: then be indignant when he's not there
[12:22:44 PM] Friend Computer says: I'll render executable code compiled specifically for YOUR processor
Sludgey wrote:
Well uh, in my forensics class, we stereotype all of time. It's for laughs. One time, a few of our team mates were sitting at a table (Two Mexicans and two Indians) and my teacher called it the "Table of Brown"- reason number 3434348234934 of why she should be fired, if I recall correctly. And in my circle of friends, I talk about how I hate Jews and list of the stereotypes as to why because one of my closer friends is one. And in return I'm called an arrogant and close minded asshole because I'm an atheist. And a ginger. It's all in good fun.
[12:53:32 AM] Crtny says: I raped a kid in student congress once
[12:53:34 AM] Crtny says: He cited the Bible
[12:53:58 AM] Crtny says: He was doing so for a gay rights bill incidentally
[12:54:02 AM] Crtny says: So I just stood up
[12:54:07 AM] Crtny says: Talked about stoning non virgins
[12:54:10 AM] Crtny says: Killing your children
[12:54:15 AM] Crtny says: stoning infidels
[12:54:28 AM] Crtny says: (I handed him a book in case he wanted to follow through with that one)
[12:54:28 AM] Crtny says: etc etc
[12:54:37 AM] Crtny says: And said that none of those laws were in the U.S.
[12:55:31 AM] Crtny says: But religion has no problem with killing people
[12:55:44 AM] Crtny says: Thou shall not kill unless thy victim worships a different imaginary friend
[12:56:01 AM] Crtny says: Was that out of order?
[12:56:03 AM] Crtny says: SRY GUYZ
[1:01:03 AM] The Yaoi Aesthetic says: "Don't you like your new Optimus Greyman? It was on your Christmas list..."
"Grandma, this is a microwave, and it's February"
[1:14:42 AM] Brian Andrew McCallister says: lots of forensics coaches are usually pretty funny/offensive though, although there are some uptight ones
[1:14:49 AM] Crtny says: rofl
[1:14:52 AM] Crtny says: she's the former
[1:14:59 AM] Crtny says: She's so mean sometimes
[1:15:01 AM] Crtny says: Always in good fun
[1:16:51 AM] Crtny says: "Courtney I hate you, you're walking home [it was a three and a half hour BUS RIDE to this tournament] and I can never remember why I let you back on my team"
[1:17:11 AM] Crtny says: We all introduce ourselves in the first few days
[1:17:14 AM] Crtny says: SHE introduced me
[1:19:18 AM] Crtny says: "This is Courtney. I -hate- her. You will see why, and you will hate her too. Last year, she wrote a 2 and a half page paper on how I was terrible teacher who promoted communism. She asked to write a cannibalism speech and when I refused, did her 3 minute speech on it instead. Rather than doing an actual presidental election speech, she supported Ron Paul and slandered Hillary and Obama. These are just a few of her crimes. I do not like her. She is a Junior, so I have another year of her existence in my life. I hate myself"
[1:19:30 AM] Crtny says: I took notes during her intro of me, if you were wondering
[1:20:08 AM] Skythe//Jon says: That is quite an amazing introduction
[1:20:14 AM] Crtny says: All I did was called Hillary Hitlary and called Obama a Muslim Terrorist comparing Barack-Iraq Hussein-Saddam Hussein Obama-Osama
[1:20:19 AM] Crtny says: This was before it became overused of course
[10:42:22 PM] ORAORAORA: its like
[10:42:42 PM] ORAORAORA: going to a black panthers meeting
[10:42:49 PM] ORAORAORA: and yelling "NIGGERS NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS"
[3:50:55 PM] ORAORAORA: japanese history is second only to chinese history in variety
[3:51:27 PM] ORAORAORA: chinese history is just
[3:51:33 PM] ORAORAORA: infighting
[3:51:45 PM] ORAORAORA: establish empire
[3:51:50 PM] ORAORAORA: get ass kicked by the north
[3:51:53 PM] ORAORAORA: rebellion
[3:51:56 PM] ORAORAORA: infighting
[3:52:00 PM] ORAORAORA: establish empire
[3:52:04 PM] The Yaoi Aesthetic: "And then this emperor was assinated, and then this emporer was assisnated, and then this one died of tuberculosis, and then the next emperor was assasinated"
[3:52:07 PM] ORAORAORA: get ass kicked by the north
[3:52:14 PM] ORAORAORA: thats all that happens
[3:52:17 PM] ORAORAORA: over and over again
[3:52:28 PM] The Yaoi Aesthetic: china never learns
[3:52:44 PM] ORAORAORA: they really don't
[3:09:32 PM] ORAORAORA: I am proud of my white heritage = lol I love slavery fuck niggers
[3:09:48 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: I think I can dodge that one
[3:09:52 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: Since my ancestors were the slaves
[3:10:41 PM] ORAORAORA: well
[3:10:45 PM] ORAORAORA: to be proud of being white
[3:10:52 PM] ORAORAORA: you have to be proud of something specifically
[3:11:20 PM] ORAORAORA: whereas if you're black you don't have to trace yourself back to your native tribe before they were brought to amelica
[3:11:29 PM] ORAORAORA: you just have to say "whitey can't keep me down"
[3:12:48 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: "I'm proud of being in the middle"
[12:33:34 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: So according to Speedfan
[12:33:36 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: My CPU temperature
[12:33:40 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: Is -128
[12:47:21 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD: not quite absolute zero
[12:50:44 PM] Bildungsroman Generator: Just not acceptable
[8:56:53 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Gandhi Goes To Hell 2: The Mahatma Project
[8:57:11 PM] Saber. e says: 2?
[8:57:32 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: The first one broke all box-office records
[8:57:45 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Sequel was inevitable
[9:00:14 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Gandhi Goes To Hell 3: Gandhi vs Mohammed went down pretty badly, though
[9:00:24 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Only got a 26% rating on RottenTomatoes
[9:00:35 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Said it was just a last attempt to make a quick prophet
[5:17:21 AM] Bildungsroman Generator says: "When Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson testified before the Senate banking committee last month about Paulson's proposed bailout bill, a demonstrator in the audience held up an 8.5-by-11 piece of paper with one word scrawled on it in block letters: "FAIL.""
sigh
[11:07:08 PM] Child Worshipper says: Mah name is Shuh nee Qwa, in my spare time I like to get off roller coasters screaming "I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE!"
[8:41:22 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says:
1. McCain wins, dies, Palin becomes President. Years of hilarity
2. McCain wins, doesn't die, starts third world war. Fun to watch
3. Obama wins, somehow lives up to hype, America becomes a land of sunshine and lolipops
4. Obama wins, doesn't live up to hype, I get to laugh at his fanbase
5. Obama wins, starts third world war. Fun to watch
6. Obama wins, is assassinated, I get to watch country-wide riots over live webcam feeds while munching popcorn
[9:10:14 PM] ORAORAORA says: I still don't understand
[9:10:20 PM] ORAORAORA says: how Shikon fucks up history so much
[9:10:24 PM] ORAORAORA says: its like an art
[9:10:27 PM] ORAORAORA says: from hell
[10:25:20 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: the greatest day of my life
[10:25:23 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: i woke up this morning
[10:25:25 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: went upstairs
[10:25:29 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: saw my dad playing fallout 3
[10:25:36 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: went back downstairs and cried
[10:33:34 PM] ORAORAORA says: rofl
[10:33:40 PM] ORAORAORA says: what did you say to him
[10:34:45 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: i didn't
[10:34:50 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: say anything
[10:35:03 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: i don't have a problem with him playing it
[10:35:16 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: he's a casual gamer so its up his alley and i can't really fault him for it
[10:35:25 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: i just feel icky knowing that fallout3 is in my home
[10:38:46 PM] ORAORAORA says: now you have to play it
[10:38:59 PM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: hurgh
[7:31:19 PM] MoeCakeLobster says: because if McCain has a stroke and dies, and Palin get in office, goodbye birth control
[7:32:01 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: pregnancies
[7:32:03 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: everywhere
[7:32:17 PM] MoeCakeLobster says: yes
[7:32:29 PM] ORAORAORA says: can't wait for the news headline next week
[7:33:02 PM] ORAORAORA says: "England becomes strongest economic power through condom exports"
[7:33:43 PM] ORAORAORA says: and then of course china butts in on that shit
[7:33:56 PM] ORAORAORA says: and you have to watch out for fake chinese condoms
[7:34:07 PM] Child Worshipper says: "man there is lead in my dick"
[7:34:09 PM] Child Worshipper says: "this shit sucks"
[11:36:10 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: Courtney I can cure your fear like I did last night
[11:36:13 PM] Critneye says: they were so scary
[11:36:18 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: Just imagine
[11:36:26 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: BIDEN ON OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
[11:36:32 PM] *** Critneye ejected and banned SKYTHE//Jon from this chat ***
(Fallout 3)
[12:24:50 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Two soldiers and a weak scientist get him trapped in a room with the PROJECT PURITY thing, and even though the entire building is filled with soldiers and you have to escape out the back anyway
[12:24:58 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Does he open the door and let you kill the two weak soldiers?
[12:25:00 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: No
[12:25:02 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: He floods the room with radiation
[12:25:07 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: And tells you to run away
[12:25:14 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: There is absolutely no reason for him to do this
[3:15:29 PM] Mishi says: I stopped paying attention
[3:15:32 PM] Mishi says: and um
[3:15:37 PM] Mishi says: now my teacher is talking about masterbation
[3:15:39 PM] Mishi says: guys
[3:15:41 PM] Mishi says: I'm scared
[3:16:04 PM] Mishi says: seriously this is the lecture from hell
[3:16:13 PM] SKYTHE//Jon says: I am truly sorry
[3:16:32 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Why is he talking about that and what does it have to do with how all black people are murderers
[3:17:44 PM] Mishi says: apparently having sex with his girlfriend is a form of masturbation because he's not involved in the act
[3:17:47 PM] Mishi says: I'm really confused
[3:17:52 PM] Mishi says: if both people like sex
[3:17:54 PM] Mishi says: it's like masturbation
[3:17:56 PM] Mishi says: apparently
[3:18:37 PM] Mishi says: I think mentally?
[3:18:52 PM] Mishi says: she's got hope in the relationship
[3:18:53 PM] Mishi says: she is obama
[3:19:00 PM] Mishi says: or as my teacher says
[3:19:06 PM] Mishi says: "maybe it's a conventional gender thing"
[3:19:23 PM] Brittsie says: ...
[3:19:38 PM] Brittsie says: Get out of there while you can still think!
[3:19:48 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Makes perfect sense
[3:19:50 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Great sense
[3:20:00 PM] Mishi says: my brain is being melted
[3:21:50 PM] Mishi says: 15 minutes till class is over
[3:21:52 PM] Mishi says: can I make it?
[3:21:59 PM] Mishi says: Usually my classes pass pretty quickly
[3:22:03 PM] Mishi says: this class takes forever
[6:43:49 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: ...okay
[6:43:53 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Why does OpenOffice spellcheck
[6:43:56 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Not recognise the word
[6:43:58 PM] Bildungsroman Generator says: Movie
[12:39:02 AM] Brittsie says: "You're like a sneeze. You blew me away"
[12:39:19 AM] ORAORAORA says: that is like my paper
[12:39:21 AM] ORAORAORA says: 10/10
[12:39:35 AM] ORAORAORA says: I would sleep with the person who used that line immediately
[4:49:19 PM] ORAORAORA says: fist me
[4:49:24 PM] Blue Lightning says: I fist mt
[4:49:48 PM] ORAORAORA says: you fell for it
[4:49:54 PM] ORAORAORA says: final atomic buster
[4:51:03 PM] Blue Lightning says: panty attack
[4:51:15 PM] ORAORAORA says: you can't attack out of a grab
[4:52:36 PM] Blue Lightning says: what about after it
[4:53:05 PM] ORAORAORA says: your spine is likely in pieces after a final atomic buster
[4:53:14 PM] Blue Lightning says: ah
[4:53:16 PM] Blue Lightning says: )=
[2:13:29 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: yeah that's about the gist of it
[2:13:50 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: a friend of mine had a frat guy
[2:13:55 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: keep harping on him
[2:14:01 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: "MAN STOP BEIN SUCH A FAGGOT
[2:14:05 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: AND JUST BUTT CHUG A FUCKIN BEER"
[2:14:14 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: how can you call someone a faggot
[2:14:15 AM] ORAORAORA says: excuse me sir
[2:14:16 AM] ORAORAORA says: you
[2:14:18 AM] RONALD MCGODDAMN PAULD says: and request they buttchug a beer
[2:14:23 AM] ORAORAORA says: are shoving a tube
[2:14:27 AM] ORAORAORA says: into your own ass
[2:14:31 AM] ORAORAORA says: and giving yourself an enema
[2:14:34 AM] ORAORAORA says: with beer
[2:14:41 AM] ORAORAORA says: in front of a bunch of other guys
[03/12/2008 23:28:10] MasterT says: Final Atomic Cumbuster
[03/12/2008 23:28:18] MasterT says: 720 motion on dik
[03/12/2008 23:28:21] MasterT says: mash A for more cum
[03/12/2008 23:35:14] Bildungsroman Generator says: how long
[03/12/2008 23:35:15] Bildungsroman Generator says: how long
[03/12/2008 23:35:18] Bildungsroman Generator says: how long can you fist someone
[03/12/2008 23:39:40] Blazing Phoenix\\Paul says: so i forgot to turn off automatic sign in when turning on Windows. so my step dad turns on the computer, Skype message pops. he doesn't know what it is, he looks at it, and the first thing he sees is "mash A for more cum" and "how long can you fist someone".
[03/12/2008 23:39:53] Blazing Phoenix\\Paul says: case and point, my step dad thinks i'm in some homosexual chat room
[03/12/2008 23:39:55] Blazing Phoenix\\Paul says: thanks guys
(Dead or Alive 4)
[7:04:58 PM] Skythe//Jon says: I saw a competitive doa thing
[7:05:00 PM] Skythe//Jon says: that was on tv
[7:05:03 PM] diklik-kun says: same
[7:05:03 PM] Skythe//Jon says: it was so pathetic
[7:05:18 PM] Skythe//Jon says: I hate whenever they do trash talk
[7:05:22 PM] Skythe//Jon says: it's so stupid
[7:06:03 PM] ORAORAORA says: I actually watched that DoA4 match
[7:06:06 PM] ORAORAORA says: it was so dumb
[7:06:12 PM] ORAORAORA says: WHY AM I SO BLACK
[1:04:52 PM] Dickshaker Cyberlove says: Jean says:
haooy 09 dude
Jean says:
*happy* LOL
Jean says:
I is teh drunk
[1:04:53 PM] Dickshaker Cyberlove says: sigh
[1/1/2009 8:28:34 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says:
Admiral jimbob: REPORT TO YOUR MANDATORY MULTICULTURALISM ENCOURAGEMENT OFFICE EXAM NOW, BRUTHA IN DIVERSITY
KreideBein: BRUTHAS DECLARED TO NOT BE DIVERSE ENOUGH; ALL CITIZENS MUST UNDERGO LATINO SENSITIVITY TRAINING
Admiral jimbob: ONE STEP AT A TIME HOMBRE SO AS NOT TO OFFEND THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY UPON ONLY ONE LOWER LIMB
KreideBein: WE MUST MAKE WAY IN OUR ARMED FORCES FOR MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PARAPLEGICS SO AS TO AVOID GIVING THE IMPRESSION THAT WE DISCRIMINATE
Admiral jimbob: EXCUSE ME DID YOU SAY HANDICAPPED THAT TERM HAS NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS OBAMRADE
KreideBein: I APOLOGIZE THE CORRECT TERM IS "MENTALLY SPECIAL" OR ALTERNATIVELY REPUBLICAN
Admiral jimbob: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE NO LONGER SUCH ANTIQUATED GROUPS AS "REPUBLICANS" AND "DEMOCRATS" WE ARE ALL UNITED OBAMIANS
Archaos: Isn't the military already filled with them?
KreideBein: YOU BREAKIN DA STREAM OF WHOLESOME INFORMATION FELLOW OBAMIAN, PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST REEDUCATION CENTER
[1/1/2009 8:28:40 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: why does this happen in every chat I end up in
[9:43:02 PM] ORAORAORA says: but I like something that just screams when you do something dumb so my dad can't get porn spam viruses on my computer again
(Mirror's Edge)
[6:48:40 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: And there's a rather weird bit where you get beaten up by Hulk Hogan
[6:48:49 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: And halfway through sitting bored watching him beat you up
[6:48:57 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: His weapon flashes red to let you know you can grab it
[6:49:04 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: If you fail
[6:49:07 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: instant death
[6:49:11 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: back to start of boring beating cutscene
[6:49:14 PM] ORAORAORA says: yeah I died the first time
[6:49:16 PM] Brittsie says: lol
[6:49:18 PM] ORAORAORA says: cus I was just watching
[6:49:23 PM] ORAORAORA says: "wow he is kicking my ass"
[6:49:28 PM] ORAORAORA says: "that is unfortunate"
[6:49:41 PM] ORAORAORA says: "I fucking suck"
[6:49:42 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: "Oh he's charging at me, maybe this is my chance"
"Oh, no, I still can't move, never mind"
"oh"
[10:30:25 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: [15:29:22] JOSEPH EDWIN says: I started work when I was 17, my mom was a widow since I was 6 and finally I got out to work and helped provide for the family.
[15:29:37] JOSEPH EDWIN says: I have worked ever since.
[10:30:29 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: This
[10:30:33 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: isn't even amusing
[10:30:36 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: this is terrifying
[10:31:00 AM] BENNY LAVA says: the problem with old people is that they undoubtedly have horrible stories to tell
[10:31:15 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: On one hand we are tormenting a poor muddled old man and on the other there's a creepy 60-year-old obese man trying to tempt me into his den of sin with promises of huge rollercoasters
[10:31:33 AM] Olivier says: I'm slightly more troubled by the fact that his buddy looks like Homer Simpson
[10:31:46 AM] Olivier says: How does one come to that conclusion about anyone
[10:31:57 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: [15:31:31] JOSEPH EDWIN says: Never been outa work, never and now we are having a Recession over here in Canada as well as in the United States.
[10:32:03 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: do I just let him ramble
[11:34:36 AM] Olivier says: Why are people so stupid
[11:34:56 AM] Olivier says: I suppose the proper term would be intellectually dishonest but stupid works better
[11:35:37 AM] Olivier says: What kind of moron walks into a debate and then claims that a central part of his argument is not open to argument or questioning
[11:36:10 AM] Olivier says: It's like walking into water constantly yelling that you refuse to get wet
[11:37:05 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: lol I love when that happens
[11:37:08 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: Both of those
[11:37:45 AM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: We had a girl down the street when I was a kid who used to wander into the middle of water pistol fights, armed, and then when hit back she would burst out crying and shout "I'M NOT ALLOWED WET"
[9:25:34 PM] ORAORAORA says: 16 was big mohawk mon
[9:25:43 PM] ORAORAORA says: 17 was girly hair man
[9:25:46 PM] ORAORAORA says: 18 was slut bag
[9:25:51 PM] ORAORAORA says: 19 was clown mon
[9:25:53 PM] ORAORAORA says: 20 was gero
[8:21:30 PM] MANECTRIC says: well I had banned someone
[8:21:41 PM] MANECTRIC says: I didn't know who it was
[8:21:42 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: oh, but I'm not newly banned
[8:21:44 PM] ORAORAORA says: are you talking about when the forums first started
[8:21:44 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: that's cool then
[8:21:46 PM] ORAORAORA says: yeah
[8:21:56 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: I was on a porn spree
[8:22:00 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: and you guys were all
[8:22:07 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: "EAT LAW MOTHER FUCKER"
[8:22:10 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: and I cried
[8:22:17 PM] lone_outlaw says: what
(Mass Effect)
[3:12:14 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: I like how leaves in games still look like they're from N64 times
[3:12:40 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: "Oh man those water effects are so realistic and the bloom is nice and... uh... those trees are 2D"
[3:12:55 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: It's not quite as bad in ME
[3:12:58 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: it just reminded me of it
[3:13:01 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: but in like Crysis
[3:13:08 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: You crawl through 2D vegetation
[3:13:10 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: it looks terrible
(Mass Effect)
[3:14:37 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: In order of importance
[3:14:44 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: 1. Emotions
2. Gameplay
3. Story
[7:25:36 PM] lone_outlaw says: People who don't use the internet are just fascinated by the people who use the internet
[7:25:46 PM] lone_outlaw says: which only legitimizes the worst things on the internet
[8:06:28 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: does anyone else like how much marshmellow egg is fucking herself over?
[8:06:42 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: she wants to have a ton of kids, but barely finished high school and is now dropping out of uni
[8:06:51 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: Hahaha what
[8:06:51 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: so her younger boyfriend with one eye
[8:06:54 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: is going to have to support their huge family
[8:07:01 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: in a time of economic upset
[8:07:01 PM] ORAORAORA says: he has
[8:07:02 PM] ORAORAORA says: one eye
[8:07:37 PM] Skythe//Jon says: note the younger boyfriend
[8:07:41 PM] Skythe//Jon says: is younger :!:
[8:07:50 PM] Skythe//Jon says: isn't he like 3 years younger
[8:07:54 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: considerably
[8:07:58 PM] POOPOO MCBUMFACE says: Actually, thinking about it, she did say she wanted to be a housewife
[8:08:05 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: yes, she did
[8:08:20 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: single income families right now are tough shit
[8:08:23 PM] ORAORAORA says: you know what kind of kids always turn out well?
[8:08:27 PM] ORAORAORA says: poor band nerds
[8:08:28 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: in ten years they're going to be unbearable
[8:11:04 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: she is completely fucking both her and her boyfriend over
[8:11:07 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: and she doesn't even get it
[8:11:27 PM] 2012 (The Pillage) says: I laughed about this for like half an hour yesterday
[1:43:31 PM] Skythe//Jon says: hmyes favorite books starts with twilight series
[1:44:55 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: I think more guys in my school than girls like Twilight
[1:45:02 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: It's somehow even more depressing
[1:45:07 PM] Skythe//Jon says: I think it's balanced in my school
[1:45:17 PM] Skythe//Jon says: the usual excuse the guys give is
[1:45:20 PM] Skythe//Jon says: "My girlfriend"
[1:45:52 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: Edward Cullen is genetically engineered to appeal to the 12-year-old in every female who wants a deep dark mysterious dangerous stranger to come and be creepy and brooding at them
[1:45:57 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: Guys have no excuse
[1:45:58 PM] Skythe//Jon says: the girls are worse for thinking the books are extremely DEEP and overanalyzing everything
[1:46:50 PM] BUTCH "THUNDERQUEEF" ROBERTS says: doesn't edward's actor in the movie hate the books
[1:47:05 PM] BUTCH "THUNDERQUEEF" ROBERTS says: i remember him saying he read them and thought they were shit
[1:47:09 PM] ORAORAORA says: rofl
[1:47:23 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: But when I put it to them that the only plausible reason they could like the series would be that they were all gay for Edward, they admitted it was probably true, so it's entirely possible I'm the only straight male in my year
[1:47:30 PM] Hitlerificus von Saddam says: THAT MAKES HIM DARK AND REBELLIOUS~
[2:43:40 PM] Clown Bitch says: there was a guy in my arcade yesterday
[2:43:50 PM] Clown Bitch says: he had the greasiest ponytail in existence
[2:43:55 PM] Clown Bitch says: and was playing third strike
[2:44:01 PM] ORAORAORA says: was it dripping
[2:44:05 PM] Clown Bitch says: I took it to confirm my every belief
[2:44:08 PM] Clown Bitch says: no, but his LEATHER JACKET
[2:44:14 PM] Clown Bitch says: was wet underneath the pony tail
(Smackdown 2)
[3:19:31 PM] Clown Bitch says: I loved Smackdown 2
[3:19:45 PM] Clown Bitch says: I had a guy in full tuxedo who was an aerial specialist
[9:47:52 PM] ORAORAORA says: they switch to lolicore
[9:47:57 PM] ORAORAORA says: which for no reason catches on
[9:48:07 PM] ORAORAORA says: and becomes really popular
[9:48:11 PM] ORAORAORA says: and then
[9:48:14 PM] ORAORAORA says: the music community
[9:48:17 PM] ORAORAORA says: throughout the world
[9:48:18 PM] ORAORAORA says: has a stroke
[9:48:19 PM] ORAORAORA says: and dies
[9:48:25 PM] long dong silver says: RIP music
[9:48:25 PM] Clown Bitch says: the sounds of thousands of small girls screaming into microphones catches on
[9:48:32 PM] Clown Bitch says: just like that
[9:48:42 PM] Clown Bitch says: "man, hearing small girls scream really got me back into music!"
[9:48:42 PM] long dong silver says: you have those asshole scene kids standing in the back
[9:48:48 PM] long dong silver says: "man lolicore isn't what it used to be man"
[9:48:54 PM] long dong silver says: "yeah seriously this band totally sold out"
[9:49:03 PM] Clown Bitch says: loli's worldwide sign to a label
[9:49:10 PM] Clown Bitch says: every small girl must sign
[9:49:22 PM] Clown Bitch says: parents can sell their children into lolicore contracts to escape debt
[9:49:44 PM] Clown Bitch says: brochitis becomes a national epidemic
[9:49:50 PM] Clown Bitch says: as lolicore production slows down as a result
[9:50:01 PM] Clown Bitch says: "They can't scream! THEY CAN'T SCREAM"
[9:50:15 PM] long dong silver says: progressive loligrind
[9:50:26 PM] ORAORAORA says: regressive lolicore
[9:50:28 PM] Clown Bitch says: scrutinoli
[9:50:35 PM] Clown Bitch says: post-loli
[9:50:40 PM] long dong silver says: NO MAN IT'S AMBIENT ELECTRIC BLACKENED LOLICORE
[9:50:48 PM] Clown Bitch says: melodic death loli
[9:51:03 PM] Clown Bitch says: Intelligent Dance Loli
[9:51:26 PM] Clown Bitch says: Christian Loli
[9:51:30 PM] long dong silver says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:51:33 PM] long dong silver says: christian lolicore
[9:51:34 PM] long dong silver says: oh my god
[9:51:35 PM] long dong silver says: no
[9:51:51 PM] Clown Bitch says: "JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS"
[12:30:17 AM] ORAORAORA says: 10men10jars
[12:30:25 AM] ORAORAORA says: everyone inserts the jar and breaks it
[12:30:27 AM] ORAORAORA says: then circle fucks
[12:30:30 AM] Skythe//Jon says: Circle jarring
[12:30:42 AM] Skythe//Jon says: The new fad
[12:31:06 AM] long dong silver says: that would be so much blood
[12:31:09 AM] Clown Bitch says: "ow god ow god ow god ow god passing out"
[12:31:15 AM] ORAORAORA says: they do it in a kiddy pool
[12:31:22 AM] ORAORAORA says: so you can see the blood gather
[12:31:28 AM] long dong silver says: holy god
[12:31:29 AM] Clown Bitch says: up to their ANKLES in fecal blood
[12:31:30 AM] long dong silver says: the fbi shows up
[12:31:32 AM] long dong silver says: "what in the FUCK"
[12:31:57 AM] long dong silver says: "we can't even get a proper sample there's like 10 different strains of dna in here"
[12:31:58 AM] Clown Bitch says: "we got a noise complaint, said there was some screeching-
HOLY MOTHER OF-"
[12:45:01 AM] ORAORAORA says: there
[12:45:04 AM] ORAORAORA says: are felonies
[12:45:12 AM] ORAORAORA says: felony level twilight attacks
[8:48:43 PM] Jase says: my parents got me an 19" HDTV apparently
[8:49:33 PM] xris? says: 19" is garbage
[8:49:38 PM] xris? says: you cant see shit
[8:50:17 PM] Jase says: When they found this one on sale at walmart for 218
[8:50:43 PM] xris? says: 218 for a 19 inch tv is the dumbest thing i have ever heard.
[8:51:09 PM] Jase says: well canada is full of shit
[8:51:14 PM] xris? says: spend the extra 2 hondo and get a 32
[8:52:11 PM] Jase says: I'm using it as a monitor for my computer as well, so it doesn't have to be massive
[8:52:19 PM] xris? says: yes it does...
[8:52:51 PM] xris? says: i saw a documentary on animal planet where these scientists did research and found out that if you use a 19 inch tv you are actually homosexual.
[8:55:11 PM] ORAORAORA says: on
[8:55:14 PM] ORAORAORA says: animal planet
[8:55:29 PM] Skythe//Jon says: oh thank god I gulped my water before I read that
[8:55:38 PM] Courtney says: I was not so lucky Skythe
[8:55:42 PM] Courtney says: brb getting a towel
[7:49:56 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Let's have cybersex
Stranger: ok can I be a nigger?
You: Only if I can be a werewolf
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: I put on my wizard robe and hat
You: The scene is the top of an ancient mayan temple, 21st December 2012
You: We are about to be sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
Stranger: OH FUCK I HATED ALIEN VS PREDATOR
Stranger: that movie sucked
You: We have ten minutes to save the universe with the power of scorching eye-searchingly hot sweaty sex
You: Are you up to the task
Stranger: Ok let me whip my nigger dick out
Stranger: NIGGER DICK POWERS ACTIVATE
You: I growl lustily and begin sprouting more hair than an altar boy when the priest makes him a man
Stranger: I am at a lost for words you win
You: I overpower you and throw you to the cold marble floor
You: I howl my defiance to the radiant moon
You: I fist you gently
Stranger: fist my pee hole
You: I fist every hole
Stranger: god I really hope this is anon otherwise this is one sick ass site
You: Well
You: I'm not anon
Stranger: wow this is sad
You: But the common belief is that I am even worse than one
You: I am Hatman
You: Mark the name
You have disconnected.
[7:49:59 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: that went very well
[7:50:54 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: ahahah
[7:51:03 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: 4chan got there pretty quick
[7:52:51 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: hmm
[7:52:59 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: assuming they're posting their logs on /b/
[7:53:04 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: This would be a good way to start the Hatman viral marketing
(Assassin's Creed)
[7:53:17 PM] Skythe//Jon says: how long is assassin's feet
[7:53:38 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: you can probably get through it in about six hours
[7:54:37 PM] ORAORAORA says: yeah I'd say
[7:54:46 PM] ORAORAORA says: 6-7 hour game
[7:54:55 PM] ORAORAORA says: but takes about 8-10
[7:55:07 PM] ORAORAORA says: an extra hour for the initial glee of doing random bullshit
[7:55:15 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: Would be about three hours overall
[7:55:25 PM] ORAORAORA says: then two more because you're pissed that nothing ever changes and you're replaying the game halfway through
[7:55:31 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: If not for two-minute unskippable cutscenes every time you save someone
[7:55:37 PM] ORAORAORA says: that too
[7:55:52 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: And Beardy McBetrayer repeating everything you already know between jobs
[7:55:55 PM] ORAORAORA says: "thx...
...
...
...
...
oh yeah
here's sum info"
[7:55:58 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: unskippaby
[7:56:00 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: *ly
[7:56:12 PM] ORAORAORA says: that and town informant
[7:56:28 PM] ORAORAORA says: "ALTAIR, LET ME BLAB ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT"
[7:56:32 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: And then Beardy McEvil waking you up and waffling random philosophical bullshit for twenty minutes in the unnecessary future sections
[7:56:34 PM] ORAORAORA says: "no im mean"
[7:56:39 PM] ORAORAORA says: "SHUT UP ALTAIR AND LISTEN"
[7:56:40 PM] ORAORAORA says: "
"
[9:46:04 PM] Preggers Can't Be Choosers says: my family history is cool, my mom's side survived the holocaust and my dad's side were nazis
[3:12:51 PM] ORAORAORA says: an Oblivion scenario mod for Wizardry
[3:13:13 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: lol
[3:13:25 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: What would that even look like
[3:14:03 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: Descriptive text:
You emerge from the dungeon. The land around you appears to be as bright as the surface of the sun. To the North is a badly-textured phallic tower."
[3:14:36 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: You encounter a group of mudcrabs
[3:15:09 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: Mudcrab hits Bishop for 20 damage. Horrible creature.
[3:15:28 PM] mOiSt VoN hApPyTuNe says: I can't do this
[3:03:10 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: so
[3:03:19 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: square enix have taken over eidos now
[3:03:41 PM] ORAORAORA says: hooray
[3:04:01 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: hitman-final fantasy crossover
[3:04:21 PM] ORAORAORA says: Lara Croft RPG
[3:04:37 PM] DONALD DUCK WAS A COMMUNIST FAGGOT says: thief with garrett designed by tetsuya nomura
[3:04:43 PM] lone_outlaw says: oh god
[3:37:33 AM] ORAORAORA says:
"From: DriedRedPaint
To: MasterT
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:59 am
Subject: Sig Quote message
how did you make your sig it is a true master piece"
this is good
[3:37:51 AM] ORAORAORA says: BITCHES AIN'T KNOW ABOUT MY CROPPING
[2:38:40 PM] Archmagister Obamanation Hopechange IX says: SIDDHARTA: I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND ACHIEVE NIRVANA, AND I ALREADY ACHIEVED NIRVANA
[2:38:53 PM] Archmagister Obamanation Hopechange IX says: Action Buddha would be cool
[2:39:06 PM] ORAORAORA says: FIRST I WILL MEDITATE THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU
[2:39:08 PM] East Infection says: I would buy Action Buddha figurines
[2:39:15 PM] Archmagister Obamanation Hopechange IX says: THIS TIME... IT'S IMPERSONAL
[12:32:20 AM] East Infection says: "Son, let me tell you something about....RESTAURANTS!"
[12:32:30 AM] long dong silver says: "dad it's two a.m."
[12:32:47 AM] long dong silver says: "oh be a man and get the fuck up we're goin for a drive"
"can you even walk"
"nope, give me a hand"
"oh god"
[11:11:58 PM] Courtney says: I prefer Ted Haggard, who said evangelicals have the best sex lives
[11:12:07 PM] Courtney says: and then got caught with a male prostitute
[11:12:14 PM] Courtney says: they sure do, pastor
[10:57:37 PM] long dong silver says: i watched half of today's episode of gray's
[10:58:09 PM] long dong silver says: "why am i watching this"
"tony shut up"
"no seriously why am i watching this"
"jesus go do your homework or something"
"no"
"then shut up"
"but why am i watching this"
"oh my god"
[1:29:14 AM] long dong silver says: i just wrote up two paragraphs of stuff on this application
[1:29:19 AM] long dong silver says: about how i'm qualified for this job
[1:29:23 AM] long dong silver says: then i turned the application over
[1:29:35 AM] long dong silver says: and realized i wrote about how i love books (lol) on an application for a pizza retailer
[1:29:38 AM] long dong silver says: i hate my life
(ScrewAttack Top 10 list)
[6:14:05 PM] ORAORAORA says: the announcer guy for the lists is so fucking awful
[6:14:21 PM] ORAORAORA says: hearing him of all people call video game characters pussies is just awful
[6:15:04 PM] ORAORAORA says: I LUV FINAL FANTASY BUT DEY R AL GAY N EMO BUT I LOVE FINAL FANTASY BUT DEY ALL SUK BUT I LOVE FINAL FANTASY PLZ DON'T STOP WATCHING OUR VIDEOS
(Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Commercial)
[4:16:36 PM] Glory Hole Mole says: Girls playing OoT
[4:16:41 PM] Glory Hole Mole says: Considered the ad campaign for it
[4:16:46 PM] Glory Hole Mole says: Alienated the entire gender
[4:16:57 PM] Glory Hole Mole says: "Will you save the girl... OR PLAY LIKE ONE"
[3:04:18 PM] ORAORAORA says: idolmaster doesn't even seem like you do anything
[3:04:19 PM] ORAORAORA says: except
[3:04:27 PM] ORAORAORA says: watch underage girls dance
[3:04:30 PM] ORAORAORA says: then poke their boobs
"Okay Nintendo"
[8:56:43 PM] ORAORAORA says: quality
[8:57:25 PM] ORAORAORA says: a well done bel-air is one of the older memes that has managed not to rape itself to death
[8:57:37 PM] ORAORAORA says: although poorly done is just as annoying as the rest
[8:58:04 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: y
[8:58:09 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: It's most flexible
[8:58:18 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: I still remember doing it in a 4th year English essay
[8:59:53 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: A huge series of journal entries chronicling a shipwrecked captain's spiral into insanity
[9:00:04 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: And eventually, he strides out on an ice floe by himself
[9:00:08 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: and whistles for a cab
[9:00:23 PM] Pygymy Sodomiser says: My teacher just circled the last paragraph and said he liked the twist ending
[2:49:01 AM] long dong silver says: the hipsterism is a lot of the reason why i seem to dislike britain in general
[2:49:17 AM] long dong silver says: they're so goddamn full of themselves that they can spawn this awful shit and be okay with it
[2:49:48 AM] long dong silver says: and then they get bands that try to replicate the good things they put out
[2:49:59 AM] long dong silver says: like the beatles were, and pink floyd
[2:50:03 AM] long dong silver says: and it spawns goddamn
[2:50:06 AM] long dong silver says: ANIMAL COLLECTIVE
[2:50:15 AM] long dong silver says: THE BEES THE BEES THE BEEAS STHE BWE:LWEKJ:LK GLUAGLHAG
[6:06:00 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: there were 9 gay porn dvds in my mailbox when I came home just now
[6:06:13 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: ranging from "Butt Obsession" to "Air Force Hard"
[6:06:20 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: no note, no card, nothing
[6:06:23 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: just a bunch of porn dvds
[6:06:43 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: lol, "Carnival in Rio"
[6:07:06 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: "Bareback Mount Men"
[6:07:31 PM] Lipton Service Boy says: "16 Hours #29: Man Who Love Cock"
[6:07:36 PM] Obese Ranger VII says: someone's signed you up to a gay porn mailing list
[6:07:39 PM] Obese Ranger VII says: or something
(Fallout 3)
[3:33:33 PM] Skythe//Jon says: Michael Richard: btw rich ur very behind on the FO story now
it was like 4 pages when u read it
now its like 17 pages
<<<this scares me and angers me
[3:33:53 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: what story
[3:34:07 PM] Skythe//Jon says: Fallout
[3:34:17 PM] Skythe//Jon says: oh
[3:34:19 PM] Skythe//Jon says: oh you
(Fallout 3)
[3:37:30 PM] Skythe//Jon says: I don't know
[3:37:59 PM] Skythe//Jon says: I assumed he was talking about some story analyzation thread on some forum somewhere
[3:38:08 PM] Skythe//Jon says: but it could very well be a fanfic as well :!:
[3:39:34 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: I
[3:39:39 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: would assume the latter
[3:39:54 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: Joking aside the only thing to analyze about the story is "what the fuck was that"
[3:39:56 PM] long dong silver says: there's no such thing as a fallout fanfic
[3:39:58 PM] long dong silver says: only foreshadowing
[3:40:51 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: "You must bring CLEAN WATER to the wasteland. The Enclave are evil and want to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING. You must STOP THEM"
[3:41:36 PM] long dong silver says: good plot
(Fallout 3)
[3:44:19 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: I honestly
[3:44:21 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: spent the whole thing
[3:44:26 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: wondering why I was fighting them
[3:45:02 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: They are led by an evil AI who wants to poison the water, but they blow him up because they don't
[3:45:03 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: you know this
[3:45:06 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: you still have to fight them
[3:45:27 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: because you are a glory hunting dick
(Fallout 3)
[3:46:38 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: The ending was just funny
[3:47:16 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: Spend $10 so your immune-to-radiation follower stops being a dick and actually goes into the radioactive chamber for you
[3:47:28 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: I wonder if it's intentional
[3:47:44 PM] Digital Wanking Services says: They tried to live up to the edgy grey morality of the series by making the entire plot revolve around everyone being a massive dick
(Twilight)
[8:34:55 PM] Veteran Fartess says: Stephanie Meyer's exemplary writing style is demonstrated in this conversation between Edward and our narrator Bella:
"Aren't you hungry?" he asked, distracted.
"No." I didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full - full of butterflies.
[2:52:32 AM] thingrue says: THE GRAND REVIEW:
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with this forumula, you can create your own tool song, make millions, and make shitty videos of aliens sucking their own dick
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